i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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