at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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