After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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