I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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