how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We don't watch enough power rangers
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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