Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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