So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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