he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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