i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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