went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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