The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
NoShamevember. You game?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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