Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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