You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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