he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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