I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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