Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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