I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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