sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
