Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
