Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
