I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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