i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
soo... how was my night?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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