Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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