Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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