is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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