Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Do vagina's smell?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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