I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This baby is an asshole
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize