your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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