I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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