Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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