OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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