The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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