that's an acceptable place to lick
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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