And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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