I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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