I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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