i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
kristin has been a bad kristin
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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