If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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