ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We left the knife in your bed.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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