Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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