i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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