absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
worst night to have a conscience
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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