Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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