its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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