I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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