So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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