But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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