What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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