Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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