Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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