covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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