So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
