sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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