You really coming over, don't trick.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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