Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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