If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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