i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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